It looks like Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a high-profile illegal immigrant and alleged MS-13 member, is running out of excuses—and countries. According to a removal notice obtained by Fox News, ICE has officially informed him that since he claims to “fear persecution” in no fewer than 22 countries (yes, twenty-two!), he’s being deported to Eswatini, a small African nation.

The letter from ICE didn’t mince words: “That claim of fear is hard to take seriously, especially given that you have claimed… you fear persecution or torture in at least 22 different countries.” Translation: nice try, but we’re done playing hide-and-seek with your excuses. DHS even doubled down on X, mocking him with, “Homie is afraid of the entire western hemisphere.” Ouch. But honestly, if you’re afraid of everyone, maybe the problem isn’t the world—it’s you.

Abrego Garcia has already been deported once to El Salvador in March but somehow managed to reappear in the U.S. by June. Currently, he’s on trial for human smuggling after being caught during a Tennessee traffic stop in 2022 with multiple non-citizens in tow. And if that wasn’t enough, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem called him what many Americans already suspect: a gang member, human trafficker, serial domestic abuser, and child predator. Not exactly the résumé of a model immigrant.

Of course, his lawyers are spinning a different story. Chris Newman, representing Abrego Garcia’s family, insists none of the allegations are true, claiming the Trump administration is “blackmailing an innocent man.” Right—because innocent men usually get caught smuggling illegals across state lines, right?

Here’s the kicker: an Obama-appointed judge, Paula Xinis, temporarily blocked his deportation to Uganda earlier this year. So, while the left cries “due process,” hardworking Americans are left wondering why dangerous criminals get more protection than law-abiding citizens.

At the end of the day, ICE’s decision to ship him off to Eswatini shows that the system isn’t entirely broken—it just takes persistence to cut through the nonsense. One thing is clear: under strong leadership, we’re not afraid to stand up for our country, our communities, and our future. And that’s something worth cheering for. ??