President Donald Trump is back at it, reminding everyone why his 38 golf club championships aren’t just decorative numbers on a wall. While some politicians can barely remember which end of the club to hold, Trump was out on the course with LIV Golf star Brooks Koepka, hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, and Fox News’ Bret Baier — you know, actual athletes — showing how it’s done.
In a video posted to Truth Social, Trump lines up a short chip off the green. The caddie pulls the pin, Trump takes a couple of smooth practice swings, steps in, and sends the ball rolling with a trajectory so clean it didn’t even bother leaving the ground. It didn’t have to. It went exactly where it was supposed to go.
“One time!” someone yelled as the ball dropped straight into the bottom of the cup.
Trump just walked away smiling — as he should. When you’ve got it, you’ve got it.
“Winning is always nice!” he captioned the clip. Classic Trump. And honestly? He's right.
Of course, this comes right after his latest jab at Joe Biden’s golf game on Thanksgiving during a video call with U.S. military members. One petty officer asked Trump the famous question: what’s his real golf handicap — and whether he and Biden would ever play that long-discussed match.
For context, Trump first roasted Biden’s golf claims during their June 27, 2024 debate in Atlanta. A couple weeks later, Trump even challenged Biden to a match, promising $1 million to charity if he somehow lost. (Safe bet.)
Trump told the petty officer he’d “love” to face Biden on the course — except there’s just one tiny issue: Biden won’t show up.
Shocking, right?
Trump didn’t hold back, either. He pointed out that Biden “can’t hit a ball 30 yards,” and that the idea of him being a six-handicapper was… let’s just say “optimistic.” Biden downgraded himself to an eight mid-conversation, which, as Trump noted, was quite the quick adjustment. And even then, Trump joked he wasn’t even close.
Trump then did what Trump does: stated the facts with confidence. He’s won 38 club championships, including one last year — beating a 27-year-old without even having time to practice. As he told the kid, “The fairway doesn’t know how old you are as you walk up the middle.” (That line alone deserves its own trophy.)
He added that he’s a “very low handicap,” likely around scratch or better, even beating a plus-three player in last year’s finals despite everything he had going on.
